Meet Levi Johnston, the man that sired a child with Bristol (city in England) Palin. He claimed, via his myspace page, that he is a “fuckin redneck” and that he would “kick your ass if you fucked with him.” I am going out on a limb, but I’m guessing a redneck hockey playing Alaskan probably would kick my ass since I wax my chest and listen to Enya.I like this guy. If McCain wins I hope this guy gets a cabinet seat, maybe he could be the new secretary of homeland security relieving Michael Chertoff.
This kid has set up a Blog explaining to the world what makes him tick. I am thinking that this "honest" blog was created and written by a campaign advisor, but whatever. I did think that the comments people left for him were outrageous....and funny. So I decided to snipe them and present them here for you to read and laugh at along with me.
13 comments:
Anonymous said...
I'm the real father.
September 2, 2008 12:49 PM
Anonymous said...
Maybe you should go on Maury and take a Paternity test like all the other fucking red-necks do!
September 2, 2008 12:54 PM
Anonymous said...
If you want me to believe that this was written by an 18 y.o redneck you have got be kidding. No one in that age bracket growing up as a fish picker in the Alaskan public high school system...oh wait that's wrong..in the "alternative education" (drop out) system, is that eloquent or well-worded (for all you fish pickers that don't know what eloquent means.)Do the Republicans really think we are that dumb??????
September 2, 2008 12:55 PM
Anonymous said...
Don' talk about my babies father like that! He supplies me with the Captain Morgan's!
September 2, 2008 12:56 PM
Anonymous said...
Is that retard baby yours too?
September 2, 2008 1:07 PM
BL said...
Wait, how do you get someone pregnant if you don't have a penis? I'm calling shenanigans here Levi...
September 2, 2008 1:09 PM
The Beanweed said...
I find it sad that a lot of people are so cruel! Why does it matter if these kids had sex and got pregnant. Why does it matter that they want to get married and try to make a go of this? Isn't that what a lot of 21, 22, 23, 24 and 25 year olds end up doing? I hope this doesn't make people turn their backs on the McCain/Palin ticket. These things do not make Sara Palin a bad person or someone we shouldn't look up to. Life happens, crap happens in life, good things come out of mistakes that we human beings make. All I can say is that I hope Bristol and Levi can make a go out of marriage and have many happy years together raising their children. I hope one day that the other teens that made fun of these kids will know what it is like to have your private life and mistakes blabbed to the whole world and have to deal with the pain that they caused these kids! Levi, I commend you for stepping up to the plate and taking on being a realy family at such a young age! Bristol, I know life may be hard right now, but all of this hoopla is going tobe worth it the moment you hold that baby in your arms! Supporter of Levi and Bristol
September 2, 2008 1:18 PM
Anonymous said...
You too are so cute...be strong! Fuck the media.
September 2, 2008 1:26 PM
Anonymous said...
yes you are a redneck. a young, dumb redneck who will regret making that comment when you are old enough to realize how STUPID you sound! good luck in the real world because they are gonna eat you alive for this stuff.
September 2, 2008 1:28 PM
Anonymous said...
So, were you really taught abstinence in high school? Uh, I think you might've failed the course.
September 2, 2008 1:45 PM
Anonymous said...
Your poor kid is doomed.
September 2, 2008 1:54 PM
Anonymous said...
Gotta be fake. No 18 year old redneck in the history of the world has ever correctly used a semicolon.
September 2, 2008 2:20 PM
Anonymous said...
I don't know you. What I do know is that my heart goes out to you and your girlfriend; facing a hypocritical media, as well as a nation whose political knowledge can be compared with Lindsey Lohan's knowledge of nuclear physics. Mistakes happen. It's best to remember that how you treat people is your karma... but how they treat you is theirs. Good Luck with everything. PS. And to whomever made the comment re: fish picking and public school systems- I graduated from public school systems in a 'podunk' down in southwest Missouri. I graduated Magna Cum Laude from a top 100 business school, and if I could reveal my identity, you'd feel awfully stupid. So go ahead and vote for Obama. He needs the votes of ignorant, unlearned folks like you. Also, I find your punctuation and grammar atrocious, your rhetoric nauseating, and your awful syntax worrisome. Maybe you could take an English lesson from that po' little fish-picker.
September 2, 2008 2:26 PM
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