SEX, DRUGS, AND POLITICS

To read Sexy Einstein is disorienting, intimidating, frightening and ultimately exhilarating. Sexy Einstein has an iron will, penis, and heart...Meaning, Sexy is not something you read, it's something you survive, a battle of wills with the reader squaring off against the divine Sexy Einstein. If you can't read to the end, you lose - and if somehow you do, you still lose. It's like playing chicken with a tank: if you run, you're a coward, but if you don't, you're a fool - a dead fool at that.

Bubble Rap

Its amazing how child like we can all become when in the presence of certain things. I have a story that will bring credence to my opening sentence...ready...wait for it...waaiiiit for it...here we go.

I was at the gym yesterday playing basketball with a couple of friends. We had just finished and as I walked out of the arena I found a sheet of unused bubble rap at my feet. I looked around to make sure no one was looking at me and also to make sure no one was laying claim to my new found gift. I picked up the bubble rap and pop....pop....pop, oh my god, this was as satisfying as masturbation. Each individual pop was a mini orgasm. Pop- oh yes...Pop....that's the spot ....Pop-say my name...Pop-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Bubble rap, squirt guns, and silly puddy instantly kid-ify me.

As i left the gym I stopped at the front desk to by a bottle of water and the gentleman working the counter asked me for the bubble rap.

HELL NO MOFO

Then he asked me for a piece......I really did not want to, but we all must pay it forward...right?

So I ripped of a piece of my treasured bubble rap and he proclaimed, and I quote-

"Now I can have fun"

Yes you can, friend....yes you can.

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