I am very secure as it relates to the size and weight of my member. But this video put my dick in its rightful place in the penis circle of life. I have always heard jokes about an elephant's cock, but I have never actually seen one in all its magnificent glory. I will share this incredible image with you because I am a giving individual. So feast your eyes on this beast.
PS. That is not me in the video, ok!!!!!!
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I told you I was sexy.
To read Sexy Einstein is disorienting, intimidating, frightening and ultimately exhilarating. Sexy Einstein has an iron will, penis, and heart...Meaning, Sexy is not something you read, it's something you survive, a battle of wills with the reader squaring off against the divine Sexy Einstein. If you can't read to the end, you lose - and if somehow you do, you still lose. It's like playing chicken with a tank: if you run, you're a coward, but if you don't, you're a fool - a dead fool at that.
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I told you I was sexy.
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