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SEX, DRUGS, AND POLITICS

To read Sexy Einstein is disorienting, intimidating, frightening and ultimately exhilarating. Sexy Einstein has an iron will, penis, and heart...Meaning, Sexy is not something you read, it's something you survive, a battle of wills with the reader squaring off against the divine Sexy Einstein. If you can't read to the end, you lose - and if somehow you do, you still lose. It's like playing chicken with a tank: if you run, you're a coward, but if you don't, you're a fool - a dead fool at that.

True Story

This is why I will never get married....sorry ladies.


The Sad Truth About Relationships
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The strangest part of this video is that I found myself attracted to the female stick figure...I really need some counseling.
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I told you I was sexy.

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