I wish that there was a website I could log into that would allow me to peer into bars and clubs around town so I can make an informed decision about which one I should visit.
I am sick of going from bar to bar until I find the one with hot chicks. The requisite drink I must purchase plus the cost of cover forcefully hits the wallet for no reason.
I go for the hoes, not to buy a 6 dollar whiskey sour and pay a tattooed brute a 10 dollar toll.
I want to know where the hoes are.
Give me a club cam.
I should be able to see where the hotties are so I can make an informed decision about where I should party.
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I told you I was sexy.
To read Sexy Einstein is disorienting, intimidating, frightening and ultimately exhilarating. Sexy Einstein has an iron will, penis, and heart...Meaning, Sexy is not something you read, it's something you survive, a battle of wills with the reader squaring off against the divine Sexy Einstein. If you can't read to the end, you lose - and if somehow you do, you still lose. It's like playing chicken with a tank: if you run, you're a coward, but if you don't, you're a fool - a dead fool at that.
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I told you I was sexy.
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