Going Straight For The Veep

Florida Governor Charlie Christ proposed to his girlfriend, New York socialite Carol Rome, last Thursday. He say the wedding date has not been set, but this Fall is looming as the most appropriate time to wed his beard.

What is a beard?

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A beard is a woman that de-gays a man trying to conceal his love for penis.

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Why this Fall?

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So he can legitamize himself in the eyes of the jugdemental right. Swinging bachelors are not chaste in their eyes and neither are swinging bachelors with homosexual rumors bounding about.

Is this a move by Christ to ready himself for possible Veep-ship? Yes it is.

I am not going to try and out a guy, that is not my thing. But he obviously feels that if he is married he will be more Veep- worthy. Whether is he is gay or straight.

There have been rumors of homosexuality for years in Florida. There are even gay club owners that claim to have befriended Christ during his numerous trysts into their gay clubs.

AND HE WAS STILL VOTED GOV OF FLA.

So Floridians don't give a shit- and I commend them for that- why the fuck should the rest of the world care.

I guess we will never know if those rumors are true, or if he is bi, or if he was "cured" by some crazy Christian fundamentalist gay camp.

I also hope and pray that his "questioned" sexuality doesn't ever come into play- politically that is.

But I am hoping that he becomes the Veep, for the sheer McCain awkwardness potential if he does admit to "experimentation."

PS>This guy is too good looking at his age to be straight, seriously. Great tan, perfectly fitted suit, pristine etiquette, and distinguished gray hair....I am definitely getting a gay vibe from the Christ.