Ex Factor

The ex factor (ex-girlfriend) came over last night. It was a tad bit unexpected, like a hurricane, or a faulty breakline. I don't have much time to discuss her, for two reasons. Reason one is becasue I have to catch my flight to LONDON. Hecks yeah.

The second reason I can't talk about her is due to the fact that she is sitting on my couch. I feel sort of held hostage in my own home.

I still have to go by rubbers prior to my flight. I know England has condoms, but I only buy American.

Gotta go kick out an unwanted guest.

PS> I think she isn't leaving because I totally banged her last night. Sorry I'm weak.