Swimming Trunks

I grew up pretty poor. So poor that there were times when my dinner was a bread sandwich.




I also never had swimming trunks, I just had shorts. That tradition lasts until today. I left with my friend to pick up a movie and he said:

"Hey grab your swimming trunks in case we stop by the pool"

I said

"I am wearing shorts"

He was shocked. He looked at me like I was Amish for not having shorts specifically for the water. So I slapped him.

If I am wearing shorts I can swim at any given time. If I am outside running and a group of hot chicks invite me inside for a dip in the pool, do I think I am going to say:

"Ohhh, tiddly-winks, these are my running shorts, not my swimming trunks, gottta go ladies."

No, I am goin to jump into the fuckin pool.