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Game VS 50 Cent
Game VS 50 Cent
NAME: The Game-Jayceon Terrell Taylor
HEIGHT/WEIGHT/AGE: 6'3 205 pounds 28 years old
REASON FOR FAME: He's got mad flow
TOUGHNESS QUOTIENT 1-10: 8- He was shot 5 times and was in a coma for 3 days.
PRIMARY OFFENSIVE WEAPON: He's thick and he is an athlete- he was the starting shooting guard in high school while Baron Davis ran the point. He played D-1 ball at Washington State University.
BIGGEST WEAKNESS: He played basketball at Washington State University and was on the dating show Change of Heart.
HOW TO BEAT THEM: Since he was slapped by Suge Knight once- just mention Suge's name and watch The Game turn into Vanilla Ice.
WHY I HATE HIM/HER: He is friends with Baron Davis and he bangs most rap video hoes.
WHY I LOVE HIM/HER: Baron Davis is his son's godfather. The Game and was shot multiple times and he never shed a tear.
HEIGHT/WEIGHT/AGE: 6'3 205 pounds 28 years old
REASON FOR FAME: He's got mad flow
TOUGHNESS QUOTIENT 1-10: 8- He was shot 5 times and was in a coma for 3 days.
PRIMARY OFFENSIVE WEAPON: He's thick and he is an athlete- he was the starting shooting guard in high school while Baron Davis ran the point. He played D-1 ball at Washington State University.
BIGGEST WEAKNESS: He played basketball at Washington State University and was on the dating show Change of Heart.
HOW TO BEAT THEM: Since he was slapped by Suge Knight once- just mention Suge's name and watch The Game turn into Vanilla Ice.
WHY I HATE HIM/HER: He is friends with Baron Davis and he bangs most rap video hoes.
WHY I LOVE HIM/HER: Baron Davis is his son's godfather. The Game and was shot multiple times and he never shed a tear.
X FACTOR: He is naturally thick and if he can take a bullet he can take a punch. He played basketball at Compton High school, that's like being a stripper with the biggest tits- instant respect. Plus he has a neck tattoo which automatically makes you hard.
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NAME: 50 Cent- Curtis Jackson
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HEIGHT/WEIGHT/AGE: 6'0 220 pounds 32 years old
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REASON FOR FAME: Mix tapes and he started beef with everyone alive.
TOUGHNESS QUOTIENT 1-10: 10- He was shot 9 times, that's 4 more than The Game- but he wasn't in a coma.
PRIMARY OFFENSIVE WEAPON: He boxed in the Junior Olympics and since he owns vitamin water he will definitely be hydrated.
BIGGEST WEAKNESS: Seems like a whiny little bitch sometimes.
HOW TO BEAT THEM: Tell him you also fucked Vivica A. Fox- he still loves her.
WHY I HATE HIM/HER: He fucked Vivica A. Fox
WHY I LOVE HIM/HER: He actually is pretty bad ass and he pops steroids like he pops collars- holla.
X FACTOR: The guy that shot 50 Cent was dead three weeks later- it's worth noting.
What Max Kellerman Says: 50 has the physique and all the necessary tools. The Game's skill is unknown, a jump shot is alot different that a kidney shot. Do not underestimate 50's 'roid rage. Max Kellerman- uno.
TOUGHNESS QUOTIENT 1-10: 10- He was shot 9 times, that's 4 more than The Game- but he wasn't in a coma.
PRIMARY OFFENSIVE WEAPON: He boxed in the Junior Olympics and since he owns vitamin water he will definitely be hydrated.
BIGGEST WEAKNESS: Seems like a whiny little bitch sometimes.
HOW TO BEAT THEM: Tell him you also fucked Vivica A. Fox- he still loves her.
WHY I HATE HIM/HER: He fucked Vivica A. Fox
WHY I LOVE HIM/HER: He actually is pretty bad ass and he pops steroids like he pops collars- holla.
X FACTOR: The guy that shot 50 Cent was dead three weeks later- it's worth noting.
What Max Kellerman Says: 50 has the physique and all the necessary tools. The Game's skill is unknown, a jump shot is alot different that a kidney shot. Do not underestimate 50's 'roid rage. Max Kellerman- uno.
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