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To read Sexy Einstein is disorienting, intimidating, frightening and ultimately exhilarating. Sexy Einstein has an iron will, penis, and heart...Meaning, Sexy is not something you read, it's something you survive, a battle of wills with the reader squaring off against the divine Sexy Einstein. If you can't read to the end, you lose - and if somehow you do, you still lose. It's like playing chicken with a tank: if you run, you're a coward, but if you don't, you're a fool - a dead fool at that.

Synchro Swim


This is why the Japanese synchronized swimming team is sure to win gold, because they are uber- synchronized.

Not only do they swim alike, they look alike.....cause you know, they all look alike.

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