Tale of the Tape
Mr. Clean VS The Brawny Man
Mr. Clean VS The Brawny Man
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NAME: Mr. Clean
HEIGHT/WEIGHT/AGE: 6'1 205 pounds 50 years oldREASON FOR FAME: He has obsessive compulsive disorder regarding cleanliness; and he killed 23 man with his bare hands in Vietnam.TOUGHNESS QUOTIENT 1-10: -5- He is an expert in Braziallian Jujitsu as well as 3 illegal forms of karate.
PRIMARY OFFENSIVE WEAPON: He is a Buddhist so his concentration is uncanny. He can raise and lower his body temperature at will. He can also have a heart attack on command.
BIGGEST WEAKNESS: Dirt.
HOW TO BEAT HIM/HER: Ask him if how he likes hosting Deal or no Deal.
WHY I HATE HIM/HER: Becasue he gets rid of dirt and grime in minutes.
WHY I LOVE HIM/HER: Because he doesn't talk- he lost his tongue in the war.
X FACTOR: Even though he is not a genie-he is a former marine-he does have magical powers, and he can float. Plus he's got mad street cred since he's in Lil Wayne's posse.
NAME: The Brawny ManHEIGHT/WEIGHT/AGE: 6'5 240 pounds 43 years oldREASON FOR FAME: Paul Bunyan's younger brother and he also hates dirt, but not as much as Mr. Clean since he lives in the woods.TOUGHNESS QUOTIENT 1-10: -2- He dresses up in women's clothing in his free time.
PRIMARY OFFENSIVE WEAPON: His forearms since he played D-2 baseball.
BIGGEST WEAKNESS: His tight ass shirt constricts his movments.
HOW TO BEAT HIM/HER: Bring up the fact that he is a closeted homosexual.
WHY I HATE HIM/HER: He hates black people and is a member of the Michigan Militia.
WHY I LOVE HIM/HER: He can kill a moose with his bare hands and he personally built his log cabin.
X FACTOR: He has a mustache, you never can tell what that'll do for a man's psyche.
HEIGHT/WEIGHT/AGE: 6'1 205 pounds 50 years oldREASON FOR FAME: He has obsessive compulsive disorder regarding cleanliness; and he killed 23 man with his bare hands in Vietnam.TOUGHNESS QUOTIENT 1-10: -5- He is an expert in Braziallian Jujitsu as well as 3 illegal forms of karate.
PRIMARY OFFENSIVE WEAPON: He is a Buddhist so his concentration is uncanny. He can raise and lower his body temperature at will. He can also have a heart attack on command.
BIGGEST WEAKNESS: Dirt.
HOW TO BEAT HIM/HER: Ask him if how he likes hosting Deal or no Deal.
WHY I HATE HIM/HER: Becasue he gets rid of dirt and grime in minutes.
WHY I LOVE HIM/HER: Because he doesn't talk- he lost his tongue in the war.
X FACTOR: Even though he is not a genie-he is a former marine-he does have magical powers, and he can float. Plus he's got mad street cred since he's in Lil Wayne's posse.
NAME: The Brawny ManHEIGHT/WEIGHT/AGE: 6'5 240 pounds 43 years oldREASON FOR FAME: Paul Bunyan's younger brother and he also hates dirt, but not as much as Mr. Clean since he lives in the woods.TOUGHNESS QUOTIENT 1-10: -2- He dresses up in women's clothing in his free time.
PRIMARY OFFENSIVE WEAPON: His forearms since he played D-2 baseball.
BIGGEST WEAKNESS: His tight ass shirt constricts his movments.
HOW TO BEAT HIM/HER: Bring up the fact that he is a closeted homosexual.
WHY I HATE HIM/HER: He hates black people and is a member of the Michigan Militia.
WHY I LOVE HIM/HER: He can kill a moose with his bare hands and he personally built his log cabin.
X FACTOR: He has a mustache, you never can tell what that'll do for a man's psyche.
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