Roid Rage

So Roger Clemens wife admitted to HGH use to get ready for her SI photo shoot. Below is a picture of Debbie Clemens before her HGH cycle- scary.




Now here are two pictures of Mrs. Roid Rage herself after the hormone wokred it's magic.

Wow, if HGH can make an 83 year old woman look like that, then I am slipping HGH into every drink I ever buy a future sexual partner. Goodbye roofies, hello human growth hormone. I am buying nothing but HGH for Birthdays or Valentines Days. If I ever get dumb enough to propose I will have a vial of HGH instead of the diamond…..too much? Yeah, maybe I took it too far, but it’s because I care that I go the extra mile.