3 am- Johnny Mac


Hillary Clinton's 3 am phone ad inspired conversation and discussion regarding the leadership virtues of the 2 Democratic candidates. But what about Johnny Mac, will he answer the phone at 3 am.

My grandfather can barely get up to take a piss at 3 am, let alone answer a telephone.

Let's look at the phone issue in another light...what about 3 pm

My grandfather always takes an afternoon nap from 2 pm until 5 pm. The he gets up takes his pills and watches Wheel of Fortune.

I need to know Johhny Mac's stance on Pat Sajak.

I try not to waste my time with mundane facts or characteristics about the candidates, but a 71 year old president is kinda important.

How can he garner the respect of the rest of the world when he's wearing depends.

How can he garner the world's respect when e can't turn a computer on or off.
How can he garner the world's respect when he has to schedule his life around his Viagra schedule.
Johnny Mac is old and decrepit. Its an issue.

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