I am honoring Kobe Bryant and his MVP and upcoming NBA Finals appearance with this lovely rap video featuring none other than the crazy Tyra Banks. Priceless. Did Kobe have this erased from his memory bank a la Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, because I would have. I implore you to try and watch the whole video and not turn your head away with shame and embarrassment.
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I told you I was sexy.
To read Sexy Einstein is disorienting, intimidating, frightening and ultimately exhilarating. Sexy Einstein has an iron will, penis, and heart...Meaning, Sexy is not something you read, it's something you survive, a battle of wills with the reader squaring off against the divine Sexy Einstein. If you can't read to the end, you lose - and if somehow you do, you still lose. It's like playing chicken with a tank: if you run, you're a coward, but if you don't, you're a fool - a dead fool at that.
Sexy Einstein
I told you I was sexy.
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