Fat America


Major League Eating is the name for the governing body of professional gluttons. The men and women that stuff there faces with wings or hot dogs or heart disease as part of a competitive eating competition fall under this league. Well our fat country has one upped its obese self. Major League Eating is launching an eating game for the Wii.


Remember Street Fighter or Tekken, well unremember them, because fighting games are old news. Now its all about eating.


Many kids used to play video games in lieu of actually doing any physical activity. But I have a feeling that many of the people that will play the pro eating game will be eating professionally while playing.


Controller in one hand, Oreo in the other.

Jeesh, our country is fat. I hate it.

1 comment:

it's me said...

besides the whole fat and disgusting thing...why would anyone want their child to continuously thrust something the size of a wii controller towards their face? i mean, i would assume they have to act like they are actually shoveling the food...right?