Colin Farrell

I saw a post on some random site that listed people that make their race look bad. OK

The post was funny and many of the people listed just plain made humanity look like shit.

But they listed Colin Farrell as a bad example of the Irish.

I mentioned this to some of my friends and they agreed with said post. They also thought Colin Farrell was a punk ass bitch.

WHY

What's not to like about him. He's a good actor and he has killer hair.

He has an Irish accent.

An Irishman could ask you to pass the salt and it may sound like he's about to fuck you up.

An Irishman could ask you to pass the salt and it may sound like he's wasted.

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An Irishman could ask you to pass the salt it every woman in the vicinity may wet their knickers from the clitoral stimulation imposed by the accent of the Emerald Isle.

Colin Farrell is a world renowned libertine, a historic lothario, and he fucked Brit Spears when she was hot.

Farrell drinks and smokes as if supplies were disappearing by the second.

I don't get it. Maybe I just have a man crush on Farrell, maybe I love Ireland, maybe I am a moron and Farrell is a douche, or maybe I am right and Colin is legendary.

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Colin Farrell is the new Jack Nicholson.

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Just in case this post sounded too gay, I am going to reiterate the fact that I masturbated to an all girl porno prior to typing this entry.

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I like jackin it before typin it. It loosens up the phalanges and it clears my head.....ummmm, my mind.