SEX, DRUGS, AND POLITICS

To read Sexy Einstein is disorienting, intimidating, frightening and ultimately exhilarating. Sexy Einstein has an iron will, penis, and heart...Meaning, Sexy is not something you read, it's something you survive, a battle of wills with the reader squaring off against the divine Sexy Einstein. If you can't read to the end, you lose - and if somehow you do, you still lose. It's like playing chicken with a tank: if you run, you're a coward, but if you don't, you're a fool - a dead fool at that.

Maniac Monday

I watched Wanted last night. The movie was bad ass, if it's held in context as a film that is just meant to be bad ass.

I am a very impressionable person. When I watched Blow I wanted to deal the coke. When I watched The Godfather I wanted to open up my own olive oil company as a front for mafia business arrangements. When I watched Munich, I wanted to be Jewish. When I played Grand Theft Auto, I wanted to run people over and rape prostitutes while carjacking guys wearing yellow sweaters. After watching Wanted I have this underlying urge to start fucking people up.

I have no idea why I'm writing this post.

PS---This is why I smoke pot, it levels me out. OK now I have to get back to work.