SEX, DRUGS, AND POLITICS

To read Sexy Einstein is disorienting, intimidating, frightening and ultimately exhilarating. Sexy Einstein has an iron will, penis, and heart...Meaning, Sexy is not something you read, it's something you survive, a battle of wills with the reader squaring off against the divine Sexy Einstein. If you can't read to the end, you lose - and if somehow you do, you still lose. It's like playing chicken with a tank: if you run, you're a coward, but if you don't, you're a fool - a dead fool at that.

Soccer, Bitches

SPAIN 1

GERMANY 0

EURO CUP @))* ohh sorry cap lock was still on, I meant to type 2008

I love soccer.

I played soccer.

I play soccer.

I have been laid because of soccer.

I don't understand why so many soccer fans want "The Beautiful Game" to become popular in the states.

I am glad the US hates soccer.

To me soccer is that great band that only you and a select few know about. You are glad they are unknown. If that band ever hits it big then every frat boy and sorority slut in town is all of a sudden into that band and they are thoroughly ruined.

Side Note: My new band of choice is "THE KINGS OF LEON." I know they are popular, but to an annoying degree yet, but I digress.
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SO, my point is that I don't want my niche sport ruined by the majority.

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I hate the majority.