SEX, DRUGS, AND POLITICS

To read Sexy Einstein is disorienting, intimidating, frightening and ultimately exhilarating. Sexy Einstein has an iron will, penis, and heart...Meaning, Sexy is not something you read, it's something you survive, a battle of wills with the reader squaring off against the divine Sexy Einstein. If you can't read to the end, you lose - and if somehow you do, you still lose. It's like playing chicken with a tank: if you run, you're a coward, but if you don't, you're a fool - a dead fool at that.

Spray on Sex

I hate condoms.

I hate the way they prevent my semen from spraying away from my shaft.

I hate peeling it off with a white creamy mess left it its absence.

BUT.............................................

The Germans have enriched our lives again. They have created a spray on condom.

SPRAY ON CONDOM.

I want to use it now. I want to spray liquid latex on my boner.

A German invention that benefits American men has been a long time coming, you know since we let them have David Hasellhoff.

Liquid latex is pumped onto the penis and hardens in 20-25 seconds, and then sex can commence.

They are trying to hasten the drying process, with the hopes of achieving a drying time of 10 seconds.

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